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401(k) Quote of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2012 by Administrator| Comments Off

Falling Dow Jones “I’ve been dropping the F-bomb
every time I look at the Dow or my 401(k) statement!”
- April Thomas, CNBC.com,
Oh, @#$%! Don’t Drop an F-Bomb in This Town, June 12, 2012

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401(k) Quote of the Day

Posted on June 6, 2012 by Administrator| Comments Off

sand castle
“With recent stock market gyrations, my 401K is like the tide -
money comes in, money goes out.”
- The Buzz, Charlotte Observer, June 4, 2012

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401(k) Quote of the Day

Posted on May 22, 2012 by Administrator| Comments Off

“I didn’t choose a profession where I have no 401K or a salary less than the state or national average because I am a nice person.”

- Rachel L. Nobel, “Why I Work for a Nonprofit“, Bangor Daily News, May 20, 2012.

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401(k) Quote of the Day

Posted on April 26, 2012 by Administrator| Comments Off

1930s couple
“We still haven’t vested in our 401(k)s because vesting sounded like something Rick Santorum would do.”

    - Alexandra Petri, Obama, Jimmy Fallon and the Race for Cool, Washington Post, April 25, 2012.

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401(k) Quote of the Day

Posted on April 19, 2012 by Administrator| Comments Off

The Onion Chicago

“One man’s trash is my 401k and full dental.”

Said by Josh Nalven, upon learning that 11 out of 16 full-time employees of The Onion are refusing to relocate from New York City to Chicago.

Mr. Nalven was quoted by Caroline O’Donovan in the article – Onion Staff Reluctant to Shed New York State of Mind – published in the Chicagoist.

No word on whether Onion, Inc. Savings & Retirement Plan contains a geographic exclusion for employees assigned to the Chicago office.

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